Sexy Legs

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A CHILD:
1. I watch a lot of TV
2. I enjoy exploring the woods/ruins/abandoned buildings
3. I stay up too late

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD:
1. Unless I got incredibly drunk the night before, it is almost impossible for me to sleep past 7:30
2. I have extremely detailed documentation of my financial accounts, assets, and personal information
3. I eat my vegetables

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO:
1. Travel the world, including setting foot on all seven continents
2. Further pursue my love of cooking
3. Write a book

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “BOY”:
1. My entire life essentially revolves around sports
2. I love wearing suits and ties
3. I tend to shrug off personal problems and controversy

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “GIRL”:
1. I enjoy romantic comedies
2. My weight can fluctuate dozens of pounds a month
3. I cook, iron, and clean

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Figure out my post-AmeriCorps employment/schooling situation
2. Move to either a city with a pre-existing social network or develop a social network in Alaska
3. Find a girlfriend

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My humor, even though others may not
2. My ability to maintain strong friendships despite moving all over the world and being horrible at keeping in touch
3. My adventurous life decisions (my hair comes in a close fourth)

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My height
2. My occasionally reclusive tendencies
3. My tendency to over-analyze situations

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Italian
2. Irish
3. Dutch

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Being sterile, I feel like there have to be some adverse problems from always being on my laptop
2. Salmonella, I am very overly cautious when handling raw chicken
3. Hurting others, I tend to sacrifice what is best for myself to assure it doesn’t happen

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My phone
2. A shower
3. My contact lenses or glasses

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR SAME) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair
2. Smile
3. Ass. Yes, I can be/am shallow

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Sing
2. Play a musical instrument
3. Be content with mediocrity

THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING:
1. strategic planning consultant
2. financial advisory consultant
3. politician, city economic adviser, or something in the Department of the Treasury